Laid-Less in Seattle
(This is a Tacky Smutty Rant)
(You have been warned!)
One of the more unusual tropes TV and movies is the character or characters who do not have sex. Thus I use the term Laid - less; i.e., they don't get laid - have sex.
Usually such characters are male, and surprisingly rare female. Why this is so is a bit of a mystery but may in part be explained by the various patriarchal norms of our society which push and praise men for being sexually adventuress and do not do the same for women. Certainly there seems to be an expectation that men will and must really want sex. That this is a bit much is of course obvious.
Now a Laid - Less character can be divided into several types.
Classic Laid - Less.
This character constantly thinks about sex, centers his life around his quest for sex, or more specifically for a cunt he can shoot his load into; although a mouth or ass will probably do.
To this character, almost always male, women are simply holes for him to fill with his jizz and morning, noon and night he is constantly on the lookout for such holes to fill. Basically to this character women are masturbation machines to wrap around his dong to get him off and they exist solely for that purpose.
Another characteristic of this trope is the acres and acres of whining that the character engages in about his lack of sex. Whining about why don't women want to fuck with him. What is also characteristic of this type of character is the vast sense of entitlement. Such characters believe that they are entitled too and deserve sex with "hot" women and a vast disservice is being done against them when they don't get sex with "hot" women.
A key point here is that the women must be "hot"; incredibly attractive. Women who are not "hot" can be ignored, and / or denigrated. It is "I deserve hot women!". Why? Well because I am a man and if I want something I deserve it and I only want to fuck with "hot" women.
In this scenario the character does not look at himself and see if the problem is at least partly with himself and then work on changing his attitude and / or behavior. The character "knows" he doesn't have to do a thing, he is entitled to sex with "hot" women and he doesn't or should not have to make any effort at all. And if he fails - well the problem is that the women don't understand him, like him and their just, dumb, evil, bitches etc. You see - he doesn't have to do anything he is just entitled and having to do anything is just not in the cards and of course monumentally unfair.
Allied with this the character is frequently not even remotely, "hot" charming, bright or even moderately entertaining. Frequently the character is, stupid, not good looking, a boor, bastard, creep, boring, a poor dresser etc., and yet still feels absolutely entitled to sex with "hot" women. The fact "hot" women may prefer "hot" men is often characterized as just so unfair. Why? Well who really cares what women want?!
A classic series of examples of the laid - less character was the show The Big Bang Theory. The four leads during the earlier seasons were Laid - Less. Only three were however Classic Laid - Less. Sheldon was indeed Laid - Less but not terribly interested in sex and basically could careless. The other three, Raj, Leonard and Howard were utterly obsessed with filling women's cunts with their dicks, constantly whining about not getting laid and thinking of women has masturbation machines and feeling a vast sense of entitlement to have sex with "hot" women, which they no doubt felt was their "right".
To them women were simply objects, holes to be filled. They engaged, especially Howard, in all sorts of creepy, entitled behavior. Neighbour Penny, (The local "hot" woman.), was the frequent object of their lust, attempts to manipulate and otherwise be the series of holes they wanted to fill.
Thus 3 of the leads on The Big Bang Theory, were for the earlier seasons classic entitled incels, who felt they were entitled and deserved sex with "hot" women; such women were conceived has basically little more than masturbatory envelopes to be filled by their penises until they ejaculate.
A further example of the entitled laid less character is Fez from That Seventies Show. In episode after episode he whines to just about everyone about his perpetual case of blue balls and his desperate need to fuck a woman. He went around constantly looking for a hole to fill with his raging hardon. But of course the hole he had to fill had to be a "hot" woman. Nothing else would do.
Most of his dialogue seemed to consist of endless complaining about his need to fuck and women were just holes for him to stick his dick in until he came. On That Seventies Show he was constantly surrounded by "hot" women who he felt owed him a fuck, for it was the only reason they seemed to exist for him. In the show Fez was apparently never told to shut up about his perpetual blue balls, told to masturbate or simply hire a sex worker. Instead his incessant whining and writhing about his blue balls was sadly tolerated, when his balls and cock should have been cut off and stuffed down his throat until he died putting an end to the torment of his friends. Just another entitled incel.
Who cares Laid - Less
There is of course, although far rarer in media, the laid less character who just doesn't give a shit about sex.
Two classic examples of Who cares Laid - Less are Sheldon and Amy. For them the constant obsession with sex of three of the leads is utterly pathetic and absurd, which it most definitely is. Now of course eventually two of the blue balled, constantly whining about sex, and their need for hot cunt, incel pieces of garbage eventually get the cunts they needed to stuff, mainly because they are so pathetic in their never ending search for hole.
Sheldon is of course an entitled asshole, who uses his high intelligence as a get out of jail card constantly, in order to excuse and evade the consequences of his obnoxious, rude, exploitive and narcissistic behavior, but at least he is not a incel, constantly whining about his PDS, (Pussy Deficit Syndrome).
Amy, his soul mate, is fortunately not the entitled asshole that Sheldon is, and unlike Penny, and Bernadotte she is not there simply to provide a flesh envelope for Sheldon's deprived cock. She actually is a companion to Sheldon not just a hole to fill.
Unlike the classic Laid - Less the Who cares Laid - Less do not center their lives around sex and filling holes, or finding something to fill their hole. They actually have lives ands interests outside of sex and do not suffer from PDS, or DDS. (Dick Deficit Syndrome.) They have better things to do than obsess over sex and their poor deprived privates. They can take sex or leave it.
The Fake Laid - Less
This is the character who whines about, being alone, not having sex, while at the same time having lots of actual sex and basically nothing to complain about.
A classic example of this type is George from Seinfeld. This character whines a lot about his lack of a girlfriend and acts often like he is so sex deprived, i.e., Laid - Less. In actuality George had plenty of girlfriends, (More then Jerry.), and so had many cunts to envelope his lonely, starved cock, and fill willing cunts with his jizz.
So why the whining? Here again it is entitlement syndrome. George feels he is entitled to have sex with lots and lots of Women, (Hot Women only of course. The fact George isn't remotely hot is irrelevant of course.), and poor George isn't getting all the sex with hot Women he "deserves". All of this is his point of view. Women exist for him has flesh envelopes to enclose his throbbing cock and bring him to a climax, and unfairly not enough hot Women are doing that for him, because only his needs matter.
It is once again incel like behavior
Then there is the Asshole / Hate Full Bitch Laid - Less.
This is the individual whose suffering from PDS and DDS is such that they take out their lack of dick or cunt by being insufferable assholes etc., to everyone. Their hatefulness literally screams "I need DICK!", I need CUNT!". This character type is pretty much a stereotype, often in the portrayal of older women, or women who had never been married, (Old Maids.), whose lack of sex supposedly made them angry, bitter and very, very hateful.
An excellent example of the sexually frustrated, bitter, hateful asshole is the character Blanche on the British soap Coronation Street. In the show she was an angry hateful, bitter old crone from hell. When she discussed or mentioned the sexual deeds, or misdeeds of her neighbours came up, in all her judgmental screeds of righteous anger was the all to obvious jealousy and rage that her cunt was not enclosing dick and squeezing jizz out of it during a awesome climax. And of course that her mouth and ass was not also enclosing a throbbing dick to a creamy, satisfying ending.
A variation of the above is Asshole etc., Laid - Less who is getting plenty of sex but it is not the "right" sex or with the "right" person so the Laid - Less despite getting plenty of sex is as bitter, hateful and all round horrible as the Asshole etc., because they are not getting what they really want and think they deserve.
The classic example of the above is Marie Barone from the sitcom Everybody Loves Raymond.
Despite the fact Marie as a awesome amount of hate sex with her husband Frank, she still acts like a truly hateful, horrible succubus from hell, like she is very, very sexually frustrated and suffering severely from DDS. Given that she has a far from incidental sex life - what gives?
Well it is sort of obvious. Marie's relationship with her son Raymond is emotionally incestuous and he is very much a "Mommy's Boy". So what does that mean. Well she hates and despises Debra, Raymond's wife, because Debra took her son away from her, when she, Marie, should be the only woman in Raymond's life. Marie emotionally feels she is Raymond's true wife, lover etc. Of course Marie consciously would deny this, but her "true" love is Raymond and Frank is a poor substitute.
Marie thus desires that Raymond's dick be enclosed by her cunt, that her ass and mouth receive and swallow Raymond's dick. That Raymond fill her with load after load of his jizz. Marie is, in effect, deeply frustrated, sexually, because she is not fucking her son.
The defining characteristic of the Laid - Less character trope is a serious obsession with sex, or perhaps more accurately an obsession with the lack of sex to the point of near or actual derangement. Such characters, think constantly about sex, talk about it endlessly to everyone in the whole world, morning, noon and night, and if they are not, frequently, taking out their lack of sex, by being annoying, bitter assholes from hell.
Cast of That Seventies Show.
