Laid-Less in Seattle

(This is a Tacky Smutty Rant)

(You have been warned!)

Cast of Big Bang Theory

One of the more unusual tropes TV and movies is the character or characters who do not have sex. Thus I use the term Laid - less; i.e., they don't get laid - have sex.

Usually such characters are male, and surprisingly rare female. Why this is so is a bit of a mystery but may in part be explained by the various patriarchal norms of our society which push and praise men for being sexually adventuress and do not do the same for women. Certainly  there seems to be an expectation that men will and must really want sex. That this is a bit much is of course obvious.

Now a Laid - Less character can be divided into several types.

Classic Laid - Less.

This character constantly thinks about sex, centers his life around his quest for sex, or more specifically for a cunt he can shoot his load into; although a mouth or ass will probably do.

To this character, almost always male, women are simply holes for him to fill with his jizz and morning, noon and night he is constantly on the lookout for such holes to fill. Basically to this character women are masturbation machines to wrap around his dong to get him off and they exist solely for that purpose. 

Another characteristic of this trope is the acres and acres of whining that the character engages in about his lack of sex. Whining about why don't women want to fuck with him. What is also characteristic of this type of character is the vast sense of entitlement. Such characters believe that they are entitled too and deserve sex with "hot" women and a vast disservice is being done against them when they don't get sex with "hot" women.

A key point here is that the women must be "hot"; incredibly attractive. Women who are not "hot" can be ignored, and / or denigrated. It is "I deserve hot women!". Why? Well because I am a man and if I want something I deserve it and I only want to fuck with "hot" women. 

In this scenario the character does not look at himself and see if the problem is at least partly with himself and then work on changing his attitude and / or behavior. The character "knows" he doesn't have to do a thing, he is entitled to sex with "hot" women and he doesn't or should not have to make any effort at all. And if he fails - well the problem is that the women don't understand him, like him and their just, dumb, evil, bitches etc. You see - he doesn't have to do anything he is just entitled and having to do anything is just not in the cards and of course monumentally unfair.

Allied with this the character is frequently not even remotely, "hot" charming, bright or even moderately entertaining. Frequently the character is, stupid, not good looking, a boor, bastard, creep, boring, a poor dresser etc., and yet still feels absolutely entitled to sex with "hot" women. The fact "hot" women may prefer "hot" men is often characterized as just so unfair. Why? Well who really cares what women want?!

A classic series of examples of the laid - less character was the show The Big Bang Theory. The four leads during the earlier seasons were Laid - Less. Only three were however Classic Laid - Less. Sheldon was indeed Laid - Less but not terribly interested in sex and basically could careless. The other three, Raj, Leonard and Howard were utterly obsessed with filling women's cunts with their dicks, constantly whining about not getting laid and thinking of women has masturbation machines and feeling a vast sense of entitlement to have sex with "hot" women, which they no doubt felt was their "right". 

To them women were simply objects, holes to be filled. They engaged, especially Howard, in all sorts of creepy, entitled behavior. Neighbour Penny, (The local "hot" woman.), was the frequent object of their lust, attempts to manipulate and otherwise be the series of holes they wanted to fill.

Thus 3 of the leads on The Big Bang Theory, were for the earlier seasons classic entitled incels, who felt they were entitled and deserved sex with "hot" women; such women were conceived has basically little more than masturbatory envelopes to be filled by their penises until they ejaculate.

A further example of the entitled laid less character is Fez from That Seventies Show. In episode after episode he whines to just about everyone about his perpetual case of blue balls and his desperate need to fuck a woman. He went around constantly looking for a hole to fill with his raging hardon. But of course the hole he had to fill had to be a "hot" woman. Nothing else would do.

Most of his dialogue seemed to consist of endless complaining about his need to fuck and women were just holes for him to stick his dick in until he came. On That Seventies Show he was constantly surrounded by "hot" women who he felt owed him a fuck, for it was the only reason they seemed to exist for him. In the show Fez was apparently never told to shut up about his perpetual blue balls, told to masturbate or simply hire a sex worker. Instead his incessant whining and writhing about his blue balls was sadly tolerated, when his balls and cock should have been cut off and stuffed down his throat until he died putting an end to the torment of his friends. Just another entitled incel. 

Who cares Laid - Less

There is of course, although far rarer in media, the laid less character who just doesn't give a shit about sex. 

Two classic examples of Who cares Laid - Less are Sheldon and Amy. For them the constant obsession with sex of three of the leads is utterly pathetic and absurd, which it most definitely is. Now of course eventually two of the blue balled, constantly whining about sex, and their need for hot cunt, incel pieces of garbage eventually get the cunts they needed to stuff, mainly because they are so pathetic in their never ending search for hole.

Sheldon is of course an entitled asshole, who uses his high intelligence as a get out of jail card constantly, in order to excuse and evade the consequences of his obnoxious, rude, exploitive and narcissistic behavior, but at least he is not a incel, constantly whining about his PDS, (Pussy Deficit Syndrome).

Amy, his soul mate, is fortunately not the entitled asshole that Sheldon is, and unlike Penny, and Bernadotte she is not there simply to provide a flesh envelope for Sheldon's deprived cock. She actually is a companion to Sheldon not just a hole to fill.

Unlike the classic Laid - Less the Who cares Laid - Less do not center their lives around sex and filling holes, or finding something to fill their hole. They actually have lives ands interests outside of sex and do not suffer from PDS, or DDS. (Dick Deficit Syndrome.) They have better things to do than obsess over sex and their poor deprived privates. They can take sex or leave it. 

The Fake Laid - Less

This is the character who whines about, being alone, not having sex, while at the same time having lots of actual sex and basically nothing to complain about.

A classic example of this type is George from Seinfeld. This character whines a lot about his lack of a girlfriend and acts often like he is so sex deprived, i.e., Laid - Less. In actuality George had plenty of girlfriends, (More then Jerry.), and so had many cunts to envelope his lonely, starved cock, and fill willing cunts with his jizz.

So why the whining? Here again it is entitlement syndrome. George feels he is entitled to have sex with lots and lots of Women, (Hot Women only of course. The fact George isn't remotely hot is irrelevant of course.), and poor George isn't getting all the sex with hot Women he "deserves". All of this is his point of view. Women exist for him has flesh envelopes to enclose his throbbing cock and bring him to a climax, and unfairly not enough hot Women are doing that for him, because only his needs matter. 

It is once again incel like behavior

Then there is the Asshole / Hate Full Bitch Laid - Less.

This is the individual whose suffering from PDS and DDS is such that they take out their lack of dick or cunt by being insufferable assholes etc., to everyone. Their hatefulness literally screams "I need DICK!", I need CUNT!". This character type is pretty much a stereotype, often in the portrayal of older women, or women who had never been married, (Old Maids.), whose lack of sex supposedly made them angry, bitter and very, very hateful.

An excellent example of the sexually frustrated, bitter, hateful asshole is the character Blanche on the British soap Coronation Street. In the show she was an angry hateful, bitter old crone from hell. When she discussed or mentioned the sexual deeds, or misdeeds of her neighbours came up, in all her judgmental screeds of righteous anger was the all to obvious jealousy and rage that her cunt was not enclosing dick and squeezing jizz out of it during a awesome climax. And of course that her mouth and ass was not also enclosing a throbbing dick to a creamy, satisfying ending.

A variation of the above is Asshole etc., Laid - Less who is getting plenty of sex but it is not the "right" sex or with the "right" person so the Laid - Less despite getting plenty of sex is as bitter, hateful and all round horrible as the Asshole etc., because they are not getting what they really want and think they deserve.

The classic example of the above is Marie Barone from the sitcom Everybody Loves Raymond. 

Despite the fact Marie as a awesome amount of hate sex with her husband Frank, she still acts like a truly hateful, horrible succubus from hell, like she is very, very sexually frustrated and suffering severely from DDS. Given that she has a far from incidental sex life - what gives?

Well it is sort of obvious. Marie's relationship with her son Raymond is emotionally incestuous and he is very much a "Mommy's Boy". So what does that mean. Well she hates and despises Debra, Raymond's wife, because Debra took her son away from her, when she, Marie, should be the only woman in Raymond's life. Marie emotionally feels she is Raymond's true wife, lover etc. Of course Marie consciously would deny this, but her "true" love is Raymond and Frank is a poor substitute.

Marie thus desires that Raymond's dick be enclosed by her cunt, that her ass and mouth receive and swallow Raymond's dick. That Raymond fill her with load after load of his jizz. Marie is, in effect, deeply frustrated, sexually, because she is not fucking her son.   

The defining characteristic of the Laid - Less character trope is a serious obsession with sex, or perhaps more accurately an obsession with the lack of sex to the point of near or actual derangement. Such characters, think constantly about sex, talk about it endlessly to everyone in the whole world, morning, noon and night, and if they are not, frequently, taking out their lack of sex, by being annoying, bitter assholes from hell.

Cast of That Seventies Show.

    

A Thing of Beauty

The above is a carved gemstone ring found in a Mycenaean tomb, (In 2015), dated to c. 1650 - 1500 B.C.E. It is believed that this gemstone came originally from the island of Crete. It is only about 1 and a half inch long in size.

The ring is an absolutely stunning example of fine detailed craftsmanship.

For a more detailed picture click on the photo.

Pierre Cloutier

April 6, 1917

This is a reposting of a posting from 2009 that I wrote about how America became involved in World War I. This is to mark the 100th anniversary of America entering the war and the emergence of the USA has the World Power.

This is not a date that most people today remember but it is likely to be remembered has the most important date and event of the twentieth century. It was the day on which the United States declared war on the Central Powers in World War One and basically decided that Germany and her allies would lose, unless they very quickly won. Germany had in effect only a little over a year to achieve this result otherwise she was doomed to lose.

Sucking Up

Napoleon

One of then most outstanding examples of the tendency of media to suck up to power is a series of Newspaper headlines printed in Paris in 1815 about the return to power of Napoleon.

Now after Napoleon was defeated in 1814 he had been exiled to the island of Elba, which is just off the coast of Italy.

Napoleon for various reasons tired of his exile and decided to try to regain power in France. So he left the island of Elba and landed in southern France in early March of 1815. And here are various Headlines from Paris newspapers up to Napoleon's entry into Paris on March 22 1815.

Happy Holidays!!!

All the best and a happy New Year to you all!!

Pierre Cloutier

Lutherean Silliness

Martin Luther

Martin Luther is without a doubt one of the most important persons in the history of the Western Civilization and would rightly belong in any top ten list of the most important Religious figures in history however this doesn't mean he is not one of the silliest men in History.

Embattled Journey

One of the most interesting phenomena in the last couple of decades is the rise of Japanese Manga in the West. In fact now you can easily find shelves and shelves of translated Japanese Manga in book stores throughout Europe and North America north of the Rio Grande.

Now Manga are Japanese comics but they come from a quite different tradition of publishing going back to a long history of printing wood cut prints to illustrate the books that the Japanese read. also in Japan Manga are used not just entertain and titillate, (Erotic and Pornographic Manga are common.), but also to educate and teach, such things as calculus, and even engineering. Further unlike much of the West, Manga's main audience has in fact been adults. In fact in much of the West comics are usually considered entertainment for children and teens, and only in the last 30 years has that begun to change in the West.1

Diffusion Part VIII

The Mystery of Disease

Picture of Disease ravaged Natives from

the Florentine Codex

In the past I have examined the usual arguments for contact between the Old and New World pre- Columbus. What I have concluded is that at best with the exception of the Norse (c. 1000 C.E.), the evidence is both very poor and at best indicates sporadic and intermittent contact between the Old and New World and further such contact had minimal influence on the development of New World civilization.1

Here I will discuss briefly one of the seminal problems about arguing for sustained contact between the Old and New World pre-Columbus. The lack of similar diseases.2

Right Policy

Bad Execution
Part I

Capture of Jean II at the Battle of Poitiers 1358 during the

Hundred Years War

In past history there is little that is more frustrating than politicians pursuing correct and / or sensible policy by inept and sometimes disastrous methods.

In previous postings I discussed various aspects of the Hundred Years war including the foolish and counterproductive efforts at political influence of Humphrey the Duke of  Gloucester.1 Now Humphrey was adamantly opposed to the peace policy of the government of Henry VI. However his opposition had little constructive in it and all Humphrey proposed was a redoubling of the war effort in order to get all of England's "rights" in France. That Humphrey's views were totally unrealistic and fantasy laden was obvious at the time and even more obvious now. Sadly the greater realism of Humphrey's opponents did not also translate into greater skill or realism in executing this more realistic policy.

Epstein's Folly

Sacsayhuaman

I have in the past discussed the woo writer and all round fringe thinker Graham Hancock1. Here I will discuss a review of Hancock’s latest woo-fest Magicians of the Gods2. The review by a Prof. Jon Epstein is a wonderful example of a Professional academic latching on to a woo claim in order to feel bold, daring and cutting edge.3

Fantasy and Scholarship

A Case Study

19th Century Tin Cans

In two previous posts I talked about the infamous Franklin Expedition1 Here I would like to review a book about the Franklin Expedition. The book is called IceBlink2

Evasions

De Man

and 

Avoiding Responsibility

Paul de Man

The late Paul de Man was one of the most influential Postmodernists.1 Paul de Man was born in and lived his early life in Belgium after World War II he moved to the USA where he taught at Yale University. Paul de Man's writing were rather turgid and difficult but beneath the verbiage we sometimes find stuff that is unintentionally revealing, such has this passage:

Yet without this moment, never allowed to exist as such, no such thing as a text is conceivable. We know this to be the case from empirical experience as well: it is always possible to face up to any experience (to excuse any guilt), because the experience always exists simultaneously as fictional discourse and as empirical event and it is never possible to decide which one of the two possibilities is the right one. The indecision makes it possible to excuse the bleakest of crimes because, as a fiction, it escapes from the constraints of guilt and innocence. On the other hand, it makes it equally possible to accuse fiction-making which, in Holderlin's words, is "the most innocent of all activities," of being the most cruel. The knowledge of radical innocence also performs the harshest mutilations. Excuses not only accuse but they carry out the verdict implicit in their accusation.2

Causes of the

American Civil War

A Brief Note

Image of Battle From the American Civil War

Debates about the causes of the American Civil War have been going on since it was over and have not died down since it was over because sadly the causes of the American Civil War are not just past history they are also contemporary history and concerns.

In the USA the past in terms of the Civil War resonates even now with the whole witches brew of contemporary issues; most especially those related to the issue of race.1

The result is that the causes of the American Civil War cannot be discussed without impinging on contemporary reality. However in many respects this is very much a post Civil War creation because before and at the time the Civil War was being fought there was little debate about the causes of the conflict.

A Battle Miss-Remembered

Poltava 1709

Battle of Poltava

In a previous post I mentioned and reviewed a rather unpleasant example of the bias of the Military Historian J. F. C. Fuller,1. Here I will discuss one of Fuller's less than stellar feats in the description of a decisive battle.

Atlas Bored

to Tears

Book Cover

In My last post I made fun of a character in Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand. Surely one of the worst written novels ever excreted by an author. Here I will just make a few points about the philosophical centre of the novel. John Galt’s truly horribly written speech.1

Lady Heather's Complaint

Lady Heather

(Melinda Clarke)

Lady Heather  was a character in the long running show CSI. She started out has a Dominatrix running a (legal) brothel in Nevada and ended up becoming a therapist. In the show she had various run ins with the regulars especially  head honcho Grissom.

John Galt is a character, Messiah, in that door stop of a novel Atlas Shrugged, written by Ayn Rand. The character is one of the ultimate Mary Sue creations aside from being one dimensional.

I thought it might be fun to have the two characters meet.1

False Testimony?

 

Josephus

Debates about the existence of Jesus go back many centuries and one of the most commonly used pieces of evidence concerning the historical existence of Jesus is the so-called Testimonia of Josephus. It has been used repeatedly over the centuries to establish that Jesus was a real historical figure. The Testimonia occurs in two places in Josephus’ Antiquities of the Jews, (18, 3, 3, and 20, 9, 1.)1.

Merry Christmas

and a

Happy New Year!!

Pierre Cloutier

Waterloo

Some Notes

Battle of Waterloo

The battle of Waterloo is one of the most analysed, or more accurately over analysed campaigns and battles of all time. In fact we have an incontestable surfeit of accounts of the campaign and battle.

The great military historian J.F.C. Fuller has it largely right when he says:

The Waterloo Campaign has been so thoroughly investigated and criticized that the errors committed in it are apt to appear exceptional and glaring. They were not, they were the usual errors found in most campaigns.1

The chief reasons that the campaign generated such a storm of writing were that it ended the career of one of the greatest of military leaders of all time and further that it brought into conflict the two most capable military leaders of the time. In this case Napoleon and Wellington.

Last Thoughts of the Year 2014

 

 

Well I'm glad this year is over and a new one is beginning.

 

Pierre Cloutier