Rob Ford

A Musical "Tribute"

Rob Ford
Mayor of Toronto (UGH!!)

Here in Toronto we have been "Blessed" with having Rob Ford as Mayor of our fair city. The "acclaim" and "welcome attention" we have gotten because this "esteemed" person is our Mayor have inspired me to rewrite a lyric to a well known song.  

The song is Climb Every Mountain from the Musical The Sound of Music.

Smoke Every Crack pipe,

 Snort many lines,

 Follow your Drug Dealer,

 Everywhere  he goes
 

 Smoke Every Crack pipe,

 Mainline all that shit,

 Hallucinate your rainbow,

 'Till you find that stash
 

 A stash that will give

 All the highs you can take,

 Every day of your life

 For as long as you live 

 Smoke Every Crack pipe,

 Mainline all that shit,

 Hallucinate your rainbow,

 Till you find that stash 

A stash that will give

 All the highs you can take,

 Every day of your life

 For as long as you live
 

 Smoke Every Crack pipe,

 Mainline all that shit,

 Hallucinate your rainbow,

 Tell you find that stash!!

 Pierre Cloutier